EXIT POLL: MARK (GENE SIMMONS), ANDY (ERIC SINGER) + GANG @ 111th ANNUAL SOUTH BOSTON POLAR BEAR PLUNGE, WEDNESDAY 1.1.14
Was the Polar Bear Plunge the perfect way to kick off the New Year?
Mark: It’s a new year? Where the hell am I? Holy shit! Why not? I’m with my best friends and I can’t feel my genitals!
Andy: Oh, yeah.
Exactly how cold was the water?
Mark: To sound cool and tough? Oh, my god, it was like I was in the movie The Thing! But…it wasn’t that bad.
Andy: Not as cold as I was hoping. I wanted colder.
Why on earth would you want the water to be colder?
Andy: I love the cold.
Mark: He climbs Mt. Washington all the time, so…
Did you train for the swim?
Mark: I had a very large turkey, stuffing and mashed potato dinner that my wife made me the night before and then I feel asleep on the couch watching The Three Stooges.
Andy: No.
Will you be back for the 112th Polar Bear Plunge next year?
Mark: Absolutely. With every, single one of these people because it’s my second and their second next year. It’s Andy’s second year.
Andy: Yep, we’re all coming back next year.
